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Och [minns] Lot som sade till sitt folk: "Måste ni begå sådana skamliga handlingar som ingen i världen har begått före er? Ni går, upptända av lust, till män i stället för till kvinnor! Nej, ni driver verkligen era utsvävningar för långt! (Urskillningen 7:80-81)
Och [minns] Lot, som sade till sitt folk: "Begår ni dessa skamlösa handlingar med öppna ögon? Måste ni gå, upptända av lust, till andra män i stället för till kvinnor? Nej, ni saknar alla begrepp [om rätt och orätt]!" (Myrorna 27:54-55)
Och [minns] Lot! Vi gav honom visdom och kunskap, och Vi räddade honom från [hans] folk, som begick onda och skamliga handlingar; de var fördärvade människor, som trotsade [Gud]. (Profeterna 21:74)
1 Captain Black Bob had made it back to his ship after a narrow victory over a ninja
assault party.
2 He had lost many of his crew and was feeling depressed.
3 He prayed, “Oh tasty Flying Spaghetti Monster, I realize this destruction must be our fault, but I need to know, what have we done wrong?”
4 “Pirates have become corrupt and have strayed from Pastafarianism.
5 Now I‟m not the kinda god to smite those who don‟t listen to me, but I don‟t have to protect you either,” answered the FSM. “That still sounds pretty lame.”
6 “I know, but I‟m a god. I got responsibilities and shit.
7 Do you really wanna worship a god who helps out assholes?”
8 “No.”
9 “Yeah, well you guys were assholes.”
10 “True, but I have repented.
11 I have admitted that I have done wrong.”
12 “You doing better than most of your brethren, but you‟re still not good enough.
13 For example, stop killing ninjas.
14 Remember the second suggestion “Thou ought not do stuff thou already knowest is wrong, like killing, lying, cheating, stealing, etc. Dost thou really need these carved into a rock?”
15 Yeah, they may kill you, but at least you‟ll die a good person.
16 Plus I made all humans equal.
17 Ninjas are inherently as good as pirates.
18 Buy they were deceived by Darwin and twisted by his Science.
19 That demon is the one you should be angry at.”
20 “Fair enough.”
21 “Sweet.
22 You shape up a little and I got your back.
23 But there‟s one more thing.
24 You must go forth and spread my word.
25 You must keep my faith alive.
26 For the Dark Lord Darwin will return and threaten mankind again.
27 His Science may destroy the world.
28 The Pastafarians must be prepared.