Den stora skvallertråden om Michael Jackson [Död 090625]

Måste vara 100:ade gången detta kommer. Grattis, du är så jävla originell.


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Om man kollar så ser man ju helt klart att han är mycket smalare på den första bilden,så hakan ser större ut.

Jag tycker inte det ser ut som samma sak om jag ska vara ärlig och samtidigt så vet vi ju inte hur en eventuell medveten blekning skulle se ut.

Q: What�fs the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There�fs a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect �g10��?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they�fre putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What�fs brown and often found in a baby�fs diaper?
A: Michael Jackson�fs hand.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt onPepsi!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?". To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".Michael then said " Great, I'll get Aladdin". Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before"

`What's black and comes in little white cans?
~Michael Jackson`

What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years they'll probably change his name to:The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby

Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.

`What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
~They both play ball in the Minor League.

`What's the difference between them?
~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.

`What happens when Michael talks about sex?
~It's all very tongue in cheek.

`What does Michael have in common with NASA?
~It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

`What do Michael's ass and an LA jail have in common?
~Both hold the juice.

`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

`What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
~Both ride 4 year olds.`

How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
~He has a lot of stuff in the can.

`What will they call Michael's new TV series?
~Anus and Andy.

I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his own because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 Million a pop.

`Who will Michael record his next album with?
~Les Brown.

`What do Michael and Mrs. Perot have in common?
~Both **** little assholes.

`Why does Michael travel with a huge road crew?
~He always has a lot of **** to pack.

`Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
~He's tired of all the cracks.

`Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
~Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

`Why did Michael go to college?
~To get his Bachelor of Arse degree.

`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
~He's a crack shooter.

`Why's Michael opening a sperm bank?
~He always has a ****load of semen.

`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.

`What does Michael call an orgy?
~A fruit salad.

`What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?
~A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

`Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?
~The big payoff comes a couple of months later.

`Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
~He has a lot to plug.

`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.

`Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
~It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.

Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on "Child Psychology":
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."

`What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
~Got two fives for a ten?`

What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
~Bring-em Young.

`Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
~It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."

`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his little friends leave?
~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.

`What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
~Michael Jackson has had more noses.

`What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid?
~Clitoris envy.`

Why did Michael invite MacCauly Caulkin to the house?
~He's like the little boy he never had.

`Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
~He's a crack addict.

`What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
~"Little Boy Blew."

`Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
~Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.

`How did Michael get in trouble?
~He was feeling a little Randy.

`How is Michael dealing with his problems?
~He's holding his own.

`How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
~They're all standing behind him.

`How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
~It was just a slip of the tongue.

`What's sex like for Michael?
~Child's Play.

`How is Michael now?
~Feeling a little crotchety.

`Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
~It comes in a little can.

`Why does Michael like children so much?
~He knows how they feel.

`How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
~By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.

`What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Plastic bag?
~One is made out of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with and one is used to carry groceries.

`Why does Michael own a theme park?
~He's always been into children's ****.

`Did you hear Michael Jackson was running a "blue-light" special at a local K-Mart?
~Little boys' pants were half off!`

What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
~It's the little boy inside him.

`How does Michael like to party?
~He sips a couple of Tall Boys.

`What's Michael's favorite snack?
~Slim Jims.

`What's Michael's favorite fast food?
~Big Boys.

`How do we know Michael is guilty?
~Several children have fingered him.

`Why is Michael so tough?
~He can lick any kid on the block.

`What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called?
~"The Hand that Robs the Cradle."

`How will Michael pay off his old boyfriends?
~Liquefy some assets.

`What's the difference between Nixon and Michael Jackson?
~One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.

Tuck the end of a jacket sleeve into your pants crotch. Hold the jacket off to the side. Then ask, "What's this?" "Dunno.""Michael Jackson helping a kid put his coat on."

`What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?
~"**** happens!"

McDonald's is bringing out a new burger ..."Micheal Jackson Burger"...
It has 35 yr old meat inside 5 yr old buns.

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Kanske inte just då, men jag har sett att han sagt att han hade vitiligo.

Var väl det, det hela handlade om. Att ge barn den kärlek han aldrig fick. Redan som barn gjorde han ju det. Som någon länkade till en artikel där hans pappa sa att han hade köpt godis och glass till kvarterets barn som liten, av de pengarna han fått från uppträdanden.

Om ett barn gör så till andra barn, ses det inte som konstigt. När han fortsätter att göra det i vuxen ålder så ska det självklart börja ses som något konstigt.