Btw, denna låt känns relevant för tråden:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skc8QJ05SEs
"She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender. And every third word that you say will offend her.
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead!
And she'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool. You'll only end up with a bloody old tool.
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead!
And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins, but son it will taste like some old, rusty coins...
So turn off the light boy and take of your hat, and drop to your knees, say a prayer to saint Pat that he gave you the strength to get out of the bed, and for Ireland's sake go down to the old pub instead."