Tråden om sköna filmcitat

Här kommer tre friska bidrag:

1. Pulp Fiction:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

2. A few good men:
You want answers?
I think I'm entitled.
You want answers?
I want the truth!
You can't handle the truth!

3. Snatch:
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Ös på med fler roliga citat!

Deliverance: You's gonna do some prayin' boy, and you'd better pray good...

Snatch: aahhhh, save yer breath fer coolin' your porridge

Fight Club: I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

Mallrats: I don't respect people with no shopping agenda.

Apocalypse Now: We're gonna win this war son, you know why? CHARLIE DON'T SURF!!!!

Forrest Gump: We spent a lot of time walking around looking for someone named charlie....

The platoon: Hey man, don't drink that shit you're going to get malaria.
Yeah, I hope so.

Trainspotting: Would you like an appretiser sir? Perhaps some garlic bread? No thanks, I'll go straight to intravenious intake of heavy drugs please.

The Rock: Losers are always whining about doing their best... Winners get to go home and shag the prom queen!

Rolig scen ur Clerks:
[list]VERONICA
Bye
(to DANTE)
That was Snowball.

DANTE
Why do you call him that?

VERONICA
Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job
thing.

DANTE
What do you mean?

VERONICA After he gets a blow job, he likes
to have the cum spit back into his
mouth while kissing. It's called
snowballing.

DANTE
He requested this?

VERONICA
He gets off on it.


DANTE
Sylvan can be talked into anything.

VERONICA
Why do you say that?

DANTE
Like you said-she snowballed him.

VERONICA
Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.

DANTE
Yeah, right.

VERONICA
I'm serious...

A moment of silence as DANTE'S chuckles fade to comprehension.

DANTE
You sucked that guy's dick?

VERONICA
Yeah. How do you think I know he
liked...

DANTE
(panicky)
But...but you said you only had sex
with three guys! You never mentioned
him!

VERONICA
That's because I never had sex with
him!

DANTE
You sucked his dick!

VERONICA
We went out a few times. We didn't
have sex, but we fooled around.

DANTE
(massive panic attack)
Oh my God! Why did you tell me you
only slept with three guys?

VERONICA
Because I did only sleep with three
guys! That doesn't mean I didn't
just go with people.


DANTE
Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...

VERONICA
I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you
understood.

DANTE
I did understand! I understand that
you slept with three different
guys, and that's all you said.

VERONICA
Please calm down.

DANTE
How many?

VERONICA
Dante...

DANTE
How many dicks have you sucked?!

VERONICA
Let it go...

DANTE
HOW MANY?

VERONICA
All right! Shut up a second and
I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't
freak like this when you told me
how many girls you fucked.

DANTE
This is different. This is important.
How many?!

She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on
a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.

DANTE
Well...?

VERONICA
(half-mumbled)
Something like thirty-six.

DANTE
WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?


VERONICA
Lower your voice!

DANTE
What the hell is that anyway,
"something like thirty-six?" Does
that include me?

VERONICA
Um. Thirty-seven.

DANTE
I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

VERONICA
(walking away)
I'm going to class.

DANTE
Thirty-seven?!
(to CUSTOMER)
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven
dicks!

CUSTOMER
In a row?

DANTE chases VERONICA down and grabs her by the door.

DANTE
Hey! Where are you going?!

VERONICA
Hey listen, jerk! Until today you
never even knew how many guys I'd
slept with, because you never even
asked. And then you act all
nonchalant about fucking twelve
different girls. Well, I never had
sex with twelve different guys!

DANTE
No, but you sucked enough dick!

VERONICA
Yeah, I went down on a few guys...

DANTE
A few?



VERONICA
...And one of those guys was you!
The last one, I might add, which-if
you're too stupid to comprehend-
means that I've been faithful to
you since we met! All the other
guys I went with before I met you,
so, if you want to have a complex
about it, go ahead! But don't look
at me like I'm the town whore,
because you were plenty busy
yourself, before you met me!

DANTE
(a bit more rational)
Well...why did you have to suck
their dicks? Why didn't you just
sleep with them, like any decent
person?!

VERONICA
Because going down it's a big deal!
I used to like a guy, we'd make
out, and sooner or later I'd go
down on him. But I only had sex
with the guys I loved.

DANTE
I feel sick.

VERONICA
(holds him)
I love you. Don't feel sick.

DANTE
Every time I kiss you now I'm going
to taste thirty-six other guys.

VERONICA violently lets go of him.

VERONICA
I'm going to school. Maybe later
you'll be a bit more rational.

DANTE
(pause)
Thirty-seven. I just can't...

VERONICA
Goodbye, Dante.

She exits in a huff. DANTE stands there in silence for a
moment. Then he swings the door open and yells out.




DANTE
Try not to suck any more dicks on
your way through the parking lot!

Two men who were walking in the opposite direction outside
double back and head in the direction. VERONICA went.

DANTE
HEY! HEY, YOU! GET BACK HERE!
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Finns bara ett: Oh my God, It´s full of Stars...2010...(Egentligen sägs d ju i 2001 men av nån anledning tyckte inte Kubrick att d behövde va me)...

Hä hä hä en riktig klassiker!


Droogie:

Måste kolla in Clerks direkt! Tvärskön scen!

T3: Talk to the hand, cause the face aint listening!!!

"So, my child, it´s ready." Hertigen i Sodoms 120 dagar när han just har skitit på golvet och en ung flicka skall få äta det.
"I don´t know what I like the most, your asshole or your mouth". Max Hardcore i diverse av hans filmer när tjejerna skall suga hans kuk som de just har haft i röven.
"Hair of the dog that bit me." Jack Nicholson i The Shining på frågan vad han vill ha för drink.
"Here comes Johnny!" Samma film då han skall gå lös på sin fru och son med en yxa. Anspelar på ett amerikanskt familjeprogram där fadern sade så när han kom hem efter arbetet om jag minns rätt. :roll:

Ace ventura
LIIIIIIKE A GLOOVEE.

Attans rolig den filmen är. ettan då.


White men can´t jump
White men can´t jump.

Hähä
:arrow:

Den filmen är ruskigt rolig. Ack så fina dialoger.

"Catcha on the flipside" Halvtaskige killen i ryska "syndikatet"(?) i The Boondocksaints när han ringer sina polare innan han ska löpa amok o mörda några killar på ett café =)

Grym film!!!

Sen har vi ju klassikern, "What we do in life, echoes in eternity" - Behöver väl inte säga vilken =)

*kolla signatur*

SCARFACE! 8)

Tony Montana: "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked."

Tony Montana: "You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

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