Skandiamannen

$ cd /home/user/palme/utredning 
$ ls -lah total 48K -rw-r--r-- 1 
user user 12K murder_notes.txt -rw-r--r-- 1 
user user 4.2K witnesses.log -rw-r--r-- 1 
user user 8.7K coffee_receipts.txt -rw-r--r-- 1 
user user 2.1K suspicious_people.csv 

$ cat murder_notes.txt CASE: IMPULSMORD STATUS: OLÖST MOTIV: Oklart PLANERING: Ingen MÖRDARE: ??? $ ./analyze_case murder_notes.txt Initializing forensic analysis... [████████████████████] 100% 
Analyzing motive............. NONE FOUND 
Analyzing planning........... NONE FOUND 
Analyzing fingerprints....... TOO MANY 
Analyzing witnesses.......... CONFUSED 
Analyzing coffee receipts.... EXTREMELY CONFUSED 

WARNING: Case appears to have been committed impulsively. 
Searching database for persons capable of committing an impulsive murder... 3 
candidates found. 
Candidate #1: Stig 
Candidate #2: Bengt
Candidate #3: UNKNOWN_USER_

347 Running probability matrix... 
Stig ........ 4.2% 
Bengt ........ 7.8% 
UNKNOWN ........ 3.1% 

Recalculating due to insufficient evidence... 
Stig ........ 1.7% 
Bengt ........ 2.4% 
UNKNOWN ........ 0.9% $ sudo ./find_murderer --force [sudo] 

password for user: ******** ACCESS GRANTED 
Searching... Searching... 
Still searching... 
ERROR: Evidence not found. 
Attempting alternative method: 
"VIBES" VIBES ANALYSIS: 
- suspicious hat ............. YES 
- suspicious behavior ......... MAYBE 
- suspicious moustache ........ NO 
- suspicious walking .......... EXTREMELY 
- actually known to be killer . NO 
Generating conclusion anyway... ================================================== CASE SOLVED ================================================== THE MURDERER IS: 

█████████████████████████ █ STIG █ █ ENGSTRÖM █ █████████████████████████ 

Confidence: 2.7% Reason: "He just seems like the sort of guy." ================================================== $ cat murderer.txt NAME: Stig ALIAS: "Stickan" OCCUPATION: Previously employed 
MOTIVE: Lost bus ticket in 1984 
WEAPON: Unknown 
ALIBI: "I was somewhere" 
EVIDENCE: None CONFIDENCE: 2.7% 

NOTE FROM SYSTEM ADMIN: This conclusion is completely fictional and should under no circumstances be presented to a court, journalist, police officer, historian, or Stig Engström. 

$ exit logout