Grymma film citat!

"We all go a little mad sometimes" Anthony Perkins i Psycho

-You brought weed....on the fucking airplane?
-Yeah?
-We are going to Amsterdam. The weedcapital OF THE WORLD! AND YOU BROUGHT WEED ON THE PLANE????
-You whant some?

Harold and Kumar Escapes from Guantanamo Bay. Underbar film

Annars är Ladykiller med Tom Hanks ganska skön med, när dom sitter på Waffelhut.
Scenen utspelar sig mellan en neger och en lirare som dragit med sin brud till nämnda Waffelhut.

-You brought your bitch, to the Waffelhut?
-Please. Dont refer to MountainGirl that way.
-Shiiiiiit. All y´all looking at me like im somekind of fuck up just becuse i lost my job. Aaaaaand this motherfucker, brings his motherfucking bitch TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WAFFELHUT!!

Den är så bra!

Kanske inte så roliga citat (Humor - Humor Allmänt), men helt klart många grymma här!

jag måste bidra med ännu ett Pulp Fiction-citat;

Jules efter att ha skutit Bretts kompis i soffan:
Skulle kunna citera varenda replik i Pulp Fiction.



Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
- Lynn i LA Confidential




Vad gäller roliga citat så tar nog det här klippet priset; Paolo Robertos "ÖH!! Ett stycke värsting!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSRi8rnejTc

var kan man ladda ner grymma film och tvcitat som mp3 eller likanande? har googlat lite men inte hittat nåt vettigt



ont: jävligt roligt citat är från friday the 13th. nån nyare variant från 2009.
en kille knullar en brud och kommenterar hennes bröst typ "omg you got perfect nipple placement babe!"

-You brought your bitch, to the Waffelhut?
-Please. Dont refer to MountainGirl that way.
-Shiiiiiit. All y´all looking at me like im somekind of fuck up just becuse i lost my job. Aaaaaand this motherfucker, brings his motherfucking bitch TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WAFFELHUT!![/quote]

haha den scenen är ju så jävla rolig

"JASÅ DU SPELAR KUNG-FU!!" - Farsan.

"Damn bitch! u stupid fly let me pull up that bumper and smack that monkey!"
"Drop dem nikes of your ass bfoe I blast u mthfckr!" - Random

Att ingen nämnt Fight Club, finns en drös goa citat från den filmen!

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Episkt!

Pearl Harbor

Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.
Danny: No, you are.

Ridskolan 3

- Åh herregud, det är ingen långtradare. Det är ju en hel rymdfärja!

"Get to da choppaaaaa" - Arnold!

Tagen ifrån Nalle Puh:

Oh, kära nån! - Nasse

Han e luuuuuuuugn!
Sökarna

People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.
Rocknrolla