Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av dolmenkollen
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Hey, why the long
face?"
Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink
here named after you." The grasshopper says, "Bob?
En skotte, en norrman, en tysk och en svensk som råkar heta Bellman stiger in på en bar.
Bartendern säger: Ska det här vara ett skämt?