Kan riktigt tänka mig hur de amerikanska krigsrådgivarna satt och klurade på den:
A: What we needs now is a heroe.
B: YEAH! Gawd bless america! But howur we gauna get ourselves a hero?
A: Well, we take one of our soldiers, put him in a hospital and have him saved from them bad-ass ayrecki terrorists.
B: YEAH! That's a darn good idea! But are there any soldier that fits through a hospital entrance?
A: Well, let me check. Yeah, there are a few..
B: HALLELUJAH! But do we have any soldiers thats not inbred and butt-ugly? We can't have no ugly heroe, that wud never work in the TV.
A: Hmm.. Well, it seems that all of 'em are either butt-ugly or fat as hell.. except for.. hmm... there's one soldier here called Jessica. According to my papers he's a female.
B: Well, i guess that will do. She ain't black is she?
A: Nope, as white as clansman!
B: Oh, thank gawd! Just wait until George gets to hear this... HALL-E-LU-JAH!
