Vinnaren i pepparkakshustävlingen!
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2008-01-22, 23:34
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Medlem
OneUps avatar
http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Gre...an_chat_rooms/
Jag var inte säker på om denna skulle vara i Humor istället...

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How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

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I seriously have to wornder about people who spend their free time thinking about things like quarks or quasars. There are more important things to do.

As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn't in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question. A few years ago when my wife suddenly had to get an emergency c-section I was scared. But I didnt turn to any book about quarks. Luckily I had my palm pilot with me, which just happened to have the entire King James bible on it! I read a few passages that gave me the strength to pray for her and the baby to get through this ordeal. I sure didn't need any useless trivia books about quarks to find comfort in.
Citera
2008-01-23, 00:45
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Medlem
BlackMetals avatar
Haha tack. Förgyllde min dag. Snacka om obildat folk
Citera
2008-01-23, 02:54
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Medlem
Hanksters avatar
Annars finns ju den här sidan:

http://www.fstdt.com/

En outtömlig källa att ta ur.
Citera
2008-01-23, 05:28
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Medlem
Da3DaLuZs avatar
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[url]How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

1. Va? Dummaste jag någonsin hört. Vem har någonsin sagt att människor föds som apor?

3. Dum fråga deluxe! Och dum...förklaring? Eller vad ska man säga?

4. Ytterligare en dum fråga. Hur kommer det sig att jag inte kan prata japanska? Eller Swahili?


Vad är det för underutvecklad R-tard som har skrivit det här egentligen? Många brukar iallafall ha bra argument, men det här, vet inte vad jag ska säga.
Citera
2008-01-23, 07:52
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Medlem
OneUps avatar
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Ursprungligen postat av Hankster
Annars finns ju den här sidan:

http://www.fstdt.com/

En outtömlig källa att ta ur.
Ah, det är ju originalsidan för Top 100. Tackar!
Citera
2008-01-24, 11:49
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Medlem
BlackMetals avatar
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims. "

Så den här personen anser att alla i världen föds till kristna? Fast han kom på mig, jag tillhör egentligen en annorlunda muslimsk sekt, ateismen e min täckmantel

Bara tvungen att citera nästa:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added] "

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Citera
2008-01-24, 17:18
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Medlem
fredrocks avatar
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Ursprungligen postat av BlackMetal
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims. "

Så den här personen anser att alla i världen föds till kristna? Fast han kom på mig, jag tillhör egentligen en annorlunda muslimsk sekt, ateismen e min täckmantel

Bara tvungen att citera nästa:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added] "

hahahaha

"Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic."
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Senast redigerad av fredrock 2008-01-24 kl. 17:25.
Citera
2008-01-24, 19:15
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Medlem
BlackBeavers avatar
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Ursprungligen postat av BlackMetal
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims. "

Så den här personen anser att alla i världen föds till kristna? Fast han kom på mig, jag tillhör egentligen en annorlunda muslimsk sekt, ateismen e min täckmantel

Bara tvungen att citera nästa:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added] "


Haha jag kan nöja mig med solen som gigantisk energikälla! Man behöver inte ens vara vetenskapsman för att märka av solen särskilt på sommaren! Hur korkade är vissa troende egentligen?
Citera
2008-11-07, 01:53
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Medlem
Revileds avatar
blandar de inte ihop entalpi och entropi eller är det jag som fått det om bakfoten :S
Citera
2008-11-07, 02:09
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Medlem
Athiests as a Majority

HAHAHH så jävla dumma vissa personer är
Citera
2008-11-07, 02:17
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Athiests as a Majority

HAHAHH så jävla dumma vissa personer är

Den var ju skitkul! Jag trodde riktigt kristna var tråkiga.
Citera
2008-11-07, 13:16
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Medlem
If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.

Min favorit, mest för att han/hon är såååå jäääävla nära att "lista ut" det
Hela listan är guld värd.
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