Chat-up line Anderson used to get girl into bed: F***! F***! F***!
By Matthew Acton
PREMIERSHIP ace Anderson scored with a model in a Travelodge toilet after chatting her up with those three little words: "F***, f***, f***."
The Manchester United midfielder, who is Brazilian and cannot speak English, demonstrated his low-league seduction techniques on a night out with team-mate Patrice Evra.
Firstly he tried to bed Leah Houghton, 20, IN FRONT of her pals and Evra in a hotel bedroom. Then he led her to the bathroom while their friends waited outside.
A pal of Leah said: "Anderson couldn't talk to her because he is from Brazil and only speaks Portuguese.
"So he took his top off, stripped to his boxers and socks and pushed Leah on to the bed in front of everyone.
"She asked, ‘What are you doing?' Evra translated for Anderson, who told Leah, ‘F**k, f**k, f**k.' Then he dragged her to the bathroom.
"He ripped off her grey pencil skirt and knickers, and they had sex on the toilet while we and Evra sat in the bedroom watching the TV.
"What a romantic guy!"
Last year we revealed Anderson, 19, had a six-hour romp with five hookers at team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo's house.
This time he got his kicks after an evening at swanky One-Six-One nightspot in Hale, Cheshire, with male pals including Man U's Evra, Louis Saha and Danny Simpson.
They were dancing when Anderson— whose full name is Anderson Luís de Abreu Oliveira—spotted Leah with her girl pals. The source said: "We didn't know who he was.
"Evra came over and told Leah he liked her. Anderson came over and took the lolly out of Leah's mouth and put it in his. Then he put it back in her mouth.
"He was wearing jeans, a scarf, a black T-shirt and a blazer with a pattern on the back in crystals.
"Anderson couldn't talk to Leah, so Evra translated everything. He can understand Spanish, which is similar to Portuguese.
"Evra told Leah that Anderson wanted her to dance with him, and asked if she liked his hair."
Leah then teased Anderson by calling him "Roger" after an annoying character in US TV show Sister Sister.
But Anderson, a big-money signing from Portuguese team Porto last year, did not get the joke and invited the girls to a party.
The pal recalled: "We were all pretty drunk so we said yes. We got in two cars and ended up at a Marriott hotel near Manchester but it was full."
Money-bags Anderson and Evra treated the girls to a nearby budget hotel instead.
The source said: "Before we got back in the cars it looked like it was going to kick off. One of the other girls got funny with Leah because she fancied Anderson too.
"But there was no doubting who Anderson wanted. He wrote, ‘I love you' with his finger on the frosty window and pointed at Leah.
"Then he snogged her in the car, all the way to the Travelodge.
"As soon as we got to one of the rooms, Anderson stripped and pushed Leah on the bed. After telling her what he wanted to do he waved at us to leave.
"But Leah had told us she didn't want to be left on her own.
"They had sex in the bathroom and used a condom. Leah said the sex was fast and rough.
"He sat on the toilet and she was on top of him. He was talking Portuguese all the time— she didn't understand a word.
"It only lasted ten minutes but she said he had a lovely body and was well endowed."
Afterwards Leah, who has the word "Scorpio" tattooed on her stomach, left with her pals.
But she saw Anderson again at Danny Simpson's 21st party in Manchester's 235 casino last month.
The source said: "Anderson waved but Leah didn't want to go over and talk to him. She said there was no point if there wasn't anyone to translate."
We're not surprised she didn't want the footballer to score with her again...
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