Ett "Afrikabrev" damp ner i min mail! =)

>From: "Brigitte Toure" <brigitte4t@hotmail.com>
>Reply-To: brigitte00232@yahoo.ca
>Subject: From Mrs Brigitte Toure
>Date: Sun, 20 Aug 2006 23:52:11 +0000
>
>From Mrs Brigitte Toure
>Cote d' Ivoire ( Abidjan )
>West African
>
>Dear Friend,
>
>I do not mean to embarras you by this proposal, but to know if i can
>confide in you for our safety and also to seek your utmost
>assistance and it is my pleasure to write you Based on the
>information and recommendation I got about quick growth of
>investment in your country.
>I am MRS BRIGITTE TOURE and my son Mr DAVIS the wife of CHIEF
>WILLIAMS TOURE from SIERRA LEONE. We are writing you from Rep of
>Cote 'Ivoire where we have been taking refuge after the brutal war
>and murder of my husband by the rebels during the renewed fighting
>in our country. Because of the war my late husband sold his shipping
>company and took us to a nearby country Cote d'Ivoire where he
>deposited some money totaling (US$20.000.000.00) into a
>security/diplomatic courier company as family valuable for safety
>keeping. Due to the courrent political situation in Ivory Coast we
>are seeking for your assistance and also relocate to your country to
>further study for our son and we are willing to offer you 15% of the
>total sum for your help. I await anxiously to hear for you so that
>we will discuss the modalities of this transaction and please treat
>this matter with confidentical because of the safety of our life and
>the money.
>Thanks and God bless.
>Best regards.
>Mrs Brigitte and Son

Jag svarade naturligtvis:
"HAHAHAHA!
That´s the most stupid scam I´ve ever heard of.
I really believe noone intelligent enough to use
the internet is stupid enough to fall for this.
Good luck finding Forrest Gump, fuckers."

hehe, schysst reply

Kom den till dig? Fan det var ju inte meningen.

Det hade varit mycket roligare om du försökt upprätthålla lite brevväxling och presenterat resultatet på FB.

Ah! Bra idé!
Jag ska testa att scamma dem från mitt fejkmailkonto!

Jag fick också ett trevligt mail idag. Någon som har förslag på vad jag ska skriva tillbaka? En eventuell emailväxling postas givetvis efteråt

"From: Hon Dr Willy Mensa Rtd.
e-mail : cmbm2@hotmail.com

Dear Sir,

We have not met before , i am contacting you following your good records, A brief introduction of my self. I am Dr Willy Mensa former petroleum minister of Gabon.

When I was in the office , I sold millions of barrel of crude oil to china which the Govt is not awere of.The total sales fron the crude oil was USD$15,600,000.Recently I came to europe to make inquires to see if I invest this funds by my self, I found out that I cannot invest this money my self, because I do not have a european stay permit , I only have a visiting visa This is the reason.

I am contacting you to help me invest this money in your country I have agreed to compersate you with 15% of the total money,The profit from the investment will shared 50/50.I am in The Netherlands pending when I will hear from you contact me with this fax number 0031847 111 481 or the above e-mail address.

Your earliest responce will be highly appreciated.


Regards
Hon Dr Willy Mensa"

Smart att du avslöjar att din e-mail fungerar.

Ok, nu har de istället fått det här svaret, från Hagbard Handfaste...

"Dear Mrs.Toure,

I´m sad to hear about your husband, it´s always such a tragedy
with such an unnessesary loss. My thought´s go to you and your
son!
Now, I didn´t really understand of what assistance I may be in your
situation. Would you please elaborate a little further?
Hear you soon!
God bless.
// Hagbard"

Hoppas det tar skruv.

Ah, jag får ändå 20-30 raklemmail om dagen, det bekommer mig
inte ett skit eftersom jag mailar så lite ändå.
Så det kan det få vara värt för tillfredställelsen att skicka ett
skönt svar då & då.

Herregud... och det är verkligen massa folk som gått på den här sortens
mail... det är inte klokt. Jag tycker uppriktigt att det är ordentligt rätt
åt de idioter som blivit lurade på stålar på det här sättet.

Skriv någonting på svenska och översätt med tex Babelfish, det blir ofta en konstig engelska som är svår att förstå.

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