HAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!

cheesedog: Are you the guy who was abused by his mom?
slovic1971: yeah why?
cheesedog: I'm a counsellor. I can help you?
slovic1971: I dun think so
cheesedog: why do you say that?
slovic1971: I've tried therapy
slovic1971: it din help much
cheesedog: Well...I'm different.
slovic1971: i've heard that two
slovic1971: too
cheesedog: No, really
cheesedog: I'm practicing a new form of therapy
slovic1971: whats that?
cheesedog: Would you like to try?
slovic1971: no
cheesedog: What have you got to lose?
slovic1971: No thanks
slovic1971: :P
cheesedog: I just want to help
slovic1971: what kind of a name is cheesedog anyway?
cheesedog: What kind of a name is slovic1971?
slovic1971: its my everquest name?
cheesedog: I've played that.
slovic1971: did you like it?
cheesedog: Nope. Just a bunch of losers running around acting like elves
slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU!
cheesedog: Where did that come from?
cheesedog: I'm trying to help you
slovic1971: I love that game
slovic1971: So don't shit on it.
cheesedog: Let me guess.
cheesedog: It's your escape from reality, right?
slovic1971: Somethin like that.
cheesedog: What did your mom do to you?
slovic1971: I told you I dun wanna talk about it
slovic1971: Now leave me alone.
cheesedog: Look, I've been there ok. I can relate.
slovic1971: good for you
cheesedog: I'm reaching out.
slovic1971: I just got the new one
cheesedog: Huh?
slovic1971: Sorry wrong person.
cheesedog: oh ok
cheesedog: So do you cyber on Everquest?
slovic1971: what?
cheesedog: I wanted to know if sex with Elves is cool.
slovic1971: I dun want your help.
slovic1971: leave me with my "Elves"
cheesedog: Check this out.
cheesedog: My mom used to beat me for going outside without a hat.
slovic1971: thats fucked up
cheesedog: Yeah it is. And she made me eat peas and shit.
slovic1971: so?
cheesedog: THATS MY PAIN!
cheesedog: You know how gross peas are?
slovic1971: Is that it?
cheesedog: Yep. Do I need anymore reason?
slovic1971: thats shit man
slovic1971: My mom used to beat me with shoe horns when I got one speck of dirt on the carpet.
cheesedog: What?!?
slovic1971: Yeah. I have scars from where it broke the skin.
cheesedog: LMAOOOO
slovic1971: What the fuck is so funny?
cheesedog: That lol
slovic1971: What?
cheesedog: What you just said.
slovic1971: that shit about you eating peas?
cheesedog: No LOL
cheesedog: That shit about your mom kicking your ass!
cheesedog: Thats some funny shit there!
slovic1971: you think thats funny?
cheesedog: Hell yeah!
slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
cheesedog: C'mon dude. Let's bond.
cheesedog: Let's laugh at our misfortune together.
cheesedog: My mom used pull my hair out.
cheesedog: You there?
cheesedog: C'mon laugh
slovic1971: You're not funny
cheesedog: She used to spank me for sneaking out too.
slovic1971: You think that's something bad?
slovic1971: You're a fuckwad
cheesedog: It is bad!
slovic1971: You ever been burned by a curling iron across your thigh?
cheesedog: Yeah
slovic1971: Liar
cheesedog: Okay. You got me. No, I haven't.
slovic1971: Well I have
slovic1971: by my drunk mother.
cheesedog: Did she sexually abuse you?
cheesedog: Hello?
cheesedog: Dude, c'mon.
slovic1971: Yes
cheesedog: LMAOOOO!!!
slovic1971: FUCK YOU!
cheesedog: LMAOOOOO!
cheesedog: HAAAAAAHHHH AHAHAH!
cheesedog: LMAOO!!!!!
cheesedog: Stop it! I can't breathe... you're hilarious!
slovic1971: You not a counselor.
slovic1971: I dun know why you want to fuck with me.
slovic1971: Just leave me alone, fuckwasd.
cheesedog: This is a new treatment. It's called "Laugh Therapy"
slovic1971: It pisses people off!
cheesedog: What is your real name?
slovic1971: Nice try
cheesedog: I won't tell anyone.
slovic1971: Piss off
cheesedog: Is it Daniel Prutolski?
cheesedog: Daniel?
slovic1971: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY FUCKING NAME?
cheesedog: I got sources.
cheesedog: Isn't that name Polish?
slovic1971: Who are you?
cheesedog: Damn Daniel. Your mom kicks your ass...AND you're a POLLOCK!
slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
slovic1971: I BEEN HEARING THAT SHIT MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!
slovic1971: I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA HEAR IT FROM YOU!!!
slovic1971: SO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
cheesedog: Hey Daniel, how did the pollock break his arm while raking leaves?
cheesedog: He fell out of the tree!
cheesedog: LMAOOOOO
slovic1971: FUCK YOU ASSLICKING COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!
slovic1971: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
cheesedog: Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
cheesedog: Oh wait. I forgot. You DO kiss her with that mouth.
cheesedog: LMAOOOO
slovic1971: I'm gonna find you.
cheesedog: Really?
slovic1971: And you're gonna be in for a world of hurt when I do.
cheesedog: As long as you don't burn me with a curling iron.
slovic1971: YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!
slovic1971: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU????
slovic1971: YOU'RE FUCKING DEADDDDDDDDD
cheesedog: I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me.
slovic1971: Too late for that.
slovic1971: I'm gonna hurt you so bad you are gonna wish you were dead!!!
cheesedog: Please.... I beg you.
slovic1971: Not so funny now is it?
cheesedog: Pollock.
slovic1971: THATS IT!
cheesedog: AAHH HA AHHAHAHAH
slovic1971: I'm coming to get you.
slovic1971: dun fall asleep.
cheesedog: WWAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAH!!
slovic1971: <User Has Logged Out>

Hahahahaha, stor humor!

Hahaha Åh, vad jag älskar onda IRC-personer.

Han med polacken var lätt bäst hittills.

ägd

<Craze^wrk> Hahaha! Hörde just en kollega prata i telefon med sin fru: "Vad fan ska du göra med två gurkor och en burk hudkräm när du ligger hemma och är sjuk?"

En kompis skickade den här igår. "fss" är en turkisk kille i 25-årsåldern och den andra är en svensk tjej, 15 kanske, som han hade lagt till på msn och kommit med diverse förslag till.

- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
i’m such a fantastic person, my own personality leaves me with a loss of words.
fss säger:
waw
fss säger:
u are super girl from mars?
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
in fact, yes. I am. earth is absolutely NOTHING compared to mars.
fss säger:
waw
fss säger:
can i come with u to mars?
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
of course. you look marsian already. I must ask, though, why do you have a display picture of a young boy skating? isn’t that kinda... gay?
fss säger:
gay?
fss säger:
who is gay?
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
no one is, I’m just saying it’s a little weird of a 26-year old man to have a young boy as a display pic.
fss säger:
i hate gay
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
...:O !
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
oh no, you can’t possibly come to mars then! everyone there is gay, it’s like rocky horror picture show.
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
damn, I miss those fine marsian ladies.
fss säger:
u lesbian?
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
well, are you?
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
maybe we could, you know, hook up, then.
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
*hint*
fss säger:
i am not gay
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
you are, you like girls!
fss säger:
yes
fss säger:
only girls
fss säger:
i like lesbiand girls too
fss säger:

- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
how about lesbian guys?
fss säger:
i dont like them
fss säger:
i want to be with 2 horny girls in same bed
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
I don’t think you can afford it, dear.
fss säger:
oki
fss säger:
u can think what ever
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
hihi! I’m still not convinced you’re straight, though. you listen to george michael.
fss säger:
oki
fss säger:
u can think everyting
fss säger:
but i like only women
fss säger:
hate gays
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
why is that? are you afraid to let your inner homosexual out?
fss säger:
oki
fss säger:
good night then
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
ahh. god bless homophobia!
fss säger:
oki
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
don’t you know I like androgynous men?
fss säger:
goodnight
fss säger:
bye
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
wait!
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
I have to tell you something!
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
...I AM A MAN!
fss säger:
oki
fss säger:
good night
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
...and I love you!
fss säger:
bye
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
I know you feel the same!
fss säger:
i am blocking u
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
DON’T BE AFRAID TO LOVE, MAAAN!
fss säger:
bye
- the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay. säger:
FUCK WHAT SOCIETY THINKS, MAAAN!

Bloodninja är en internet legend.

Hahaha riktigt kul.

:d

Inte för att vara en buzzkillington men mycket av detta material känns väldigt urvattnat 10 år senare.

Tala för dig själv. Jag skrattade lika mycket nu som jag gjorde för 10 år sen när jag läste det här för första gången!


HAAAAAARRRR!!!

Jag skulle kunna bidra med en live chat jag hade på messenger för ett antal år sedan mellan Martin (mitt påhittade namn) och Rose (Scammer) Chatten höll på flera timmar och själv tycker jag det blev en ganska kul twist på det hela. Texten är för lång så jag måste dela upp den.

DEL 1:

Martin säger:
Hello! How are you?
rose säger:
Hello.......
rose säger:
Baby How are You Doing Over there?
Martin säger:
I'm fine
Martin säger:
and you?
rose säger:
i am also Fine Too..
rose säger:
Baby i have been Looking Forward to Have a Chat with You so Long...
Martin säger:
same with me
rose säger:
How Have You been Doing and How,s Life with You Over there?
Martin säger:
It's just great
Martin säger:
and even better now
Martin säger:
when you are here baby
rose säger:
You Mean?
Martin säger:
oh yes
rose säger:
Good..
Martin säger:
I mean it's nice to meet you here
rose säger:
Baby i,ll like to get to know You More better...
rose säger:
Whats Your name and What You Doing For a Living?
Martin säger:
you can ask me anything
Martin säger:
my name is Martin
Martin säger:
and I work in a bookshop
Martin säger:
what about you
rose säger:
Good...
Martin säger:
?
rose säger:
Baby are You Married?
rose säger:
kids?
Martin säger:
No not married
Martin säger:
then I should not talk with you
Martin säger:
yes kids
rose säger:
Good......
rose säger:
Baby Tell me why are You on Net and How Long have You been on Net?>
Martin säger:
What do you mean "on net"?
Martin säger:
Are you there???
rose säger:
Yes am Here...
Martin säger:
aha
rose säger:
i Mean How Long have You been Doing Online Dating Syuff?
Martin säger:
maybe half a year
Martin säger:
something like that
Martin säger:
and you?
rose säger:
Just been Here For a Month...
Martin säger:
okey
Martin säger:
any luck?
rose säger:
Well....am Just Looking For that Lovely man in My Life to get settle Down with in My Life...Because have been Hurt and get Burnt again in My Life and i dont Want that to Happen to me again..
Martin säger:
I understand
Martin säger:
I have to tell you that you are a very beautiful girl
rose säger:
Baby are You Flattering me?
Martin säger:
I'm just telling the truth
Martin säger:
and i guess you know it
Martin säger:
bet many guys have told you that
rose säger:
have been Hurt and Burnt before and i dont want that to Happen to me again..
rose säger:
Baby tell me where are You Originated From?
Martin säger:
I have been that too
Martin säger:
Sweden
Martin säger:
and you?
rose säger:
i am From usa....But am Presently in west africa For a Modelling Training Course..
Martin säger:
I wish you good luck baby
rose säger:
dont You wanna Chat again?
rose säger:
?
rose säger:
?
Martin säger:
What do you mean?
Martin säger:
another day?
Martin säger:
or what?
rose säger:
do You still Wanna Chat?
Martin säger:
of course
Martin säger:
why should'nt I
Martin säger:
?
rose säger:
Baby am Just asking...........
rose säger:
was wondering If You i,ll Just Like to Chat so we can Get to Know More about each Other..
Martin säger:
Yes I will love to learn you more
rose säger:
Good...........
rose säger:
Baby Whats the Course Of Your Divorce?
Martin säger:
My wife left me for another man
rose säger:
Really..
rose säger:
thats Kinda Cruel...........
Martin säger:
yes really
Martin säger:
her lost not mine
Martin säger:
where in Usa do you live?
rose säger:
i Live in alpharetta,.....But am Present Outta the State......am in west africa Nigeria Now For a Modelling Training Course..
Martin säger:
I never heard about alpharetta
Martin säger:
is it a nice place?
rose säger:
Yes Baby.....But i Left there Due to My Modelling Carrier and again My Relatives Treated me so Bad since i Lost My Parents..
Martin säger:
wow
Martin säger:
it was for the photo I said wow
Martin säger:
for what you wrote I am sorry
rose säger:
Baby You Better dont Mind My Pics...
rose säger:
How
rose säger:
How i wish You Know What am Facing Herre and Can,t even Find one man to be a shoulder to Lean on...and i Just dont Wanna Render Myself Useless Anyhow..
Martin säger:
What happened to your parents
Martin säger:
?
rose säger:
i Lost My Parents in a Fatal Accident and Since then have been Really Facing Alot Of Tribulation,s in My Life..
rose säger:
i dont Know If they dont Want me Gain My Parents Poperties...
Martin säger:
You mean your relatives?
rose säger:
Yes,.....they are Trying to Claim My Parents Properties and they dont Want me inherit anything Out Of My Parents Properties..
Martin säger:
thats not nice of them
rose säger:
Baby i Think we should Just Leave that as well......Just Needed a man in My Life to get settle Down with..
rose säger:
Baby do You Believe in Trust??
Martin säger:
How do you mean?
rose säger:
i Mean do You Believe in Trust and Honesty??
Martin säger:
both yes and no
Martin säger:
depends
rose säger:
Baby How do You Mean Depend?
Martin säger:
I mean it depends on what I am supposed to do
rose säger:
Good..
rose säger:
Baby Tell me How are You Looking For that Lovely Lady of Your Life...
rose säger:
and If You see One How are You Gonna take Care Of Him?
Martin säger:
Her?
rose säger:
Sorry...........
rose säger:
Her?
Martin säger:
it's ok
Martin säger:
We have to arrange a meeting and then we have to see what happens
Martin säger:
you can never be sure until you have met
rose säger:
Good....
rose säger:
Baby as You Know we are Both Not Here to play Head Games....so Definitelt Things Could Really Work out well as we are Not both Here to play Head Games..
Martin säger:
What do you want to tell me?
Martin säger:
say it please
Martin säger:
I know here is alot of not serious people on Internet
rose säger:
Yes Baby....thats What have been Really Trying to Avoid For Now..
Martin säger:
thats not easy
Martin säger:
I know
rose säger:
Just Seeking that Lovely man that Can be a Shoulder For me to Lean on...Because am Kinda Really in a Serious Tribulations...Here Now..
Martin säger:
One friend of mine lost 3000$
rose säger:
Really??
Martin säger:
yes
rose säger:
Ouch.....Baby thats Kinda Suck..
rose säger:
i Never Pray You be a Victim..
Martin säger:
I feel sorry for you but I dont know what I can do for you
Martin säger:
thanks
rose säger:
Baby all i Needed Now is Just all You Support and be Real with ,me....You Know we Never Can Say where things Can Lead..
Martin säger:
You are so right honey
Martin säger:
and I still think you are very sweet
rose säger:
Thanks alot...
rose säger:
Baby You Sound Great...
Martin säger:
your welcome
rose säger:
But If i Could ask You For help now......i dont Know How You i,ll Feel But am still Gonna tell You as Our Chat Persist...
rose säger:
Baby i am Real..
Martin säger:
Ok
Martin säger:
you should just know that what all of them say
Martin säger:
dont be offended
Martin säger:
I am just careful
rose säger:
Baby Not a Problem......But i want you to know that am Real and not like them..
rose säger:
i am Decent and Neve even Wanna Meet anyone Of them,.......
rose säger:
thats why have been Really Careful and Picky meeting a man..
Martin säger:
Honey do you have a webcam?
rose säger:
Baby Nope....You Know africa has a very Low internet Facilities...so there is no Cam Here.....i Just wish You can see me sitting on my Hotel Bed Now Chating with You...
Martin säger:
yes I wish I could be there with you
rose säger:
I am very intelligent, energetic, loyal, respectful, positive, optimistic, romantic, caring, sensitive, compassionate, easy going, appreciative, monogamous, witty, friendly, sincere, articulate, understanding, straightforward, flexible, adaptable, hardworking and easy to please. Importantly, I have a good sense of humor and like to laugh. I am a one man woman . I do not do drugs,
Martin säger:
How long have you been there?
rose säger:
do not abuse alcohol and do not play head games........
rose säger:
Baby have been Here Just For about 2 weeks Now..
Martin säger:
you must type very fast
Martin säger:
wow
Martin säger:
or copy
rose säger:
My Relatives are Really Tempting me and i dont Wanna Offend God....thats why i Live everything For them For now.....i know very soon i,ll get someone that will Back me Up.....thats why am Looking For that Lovely man in My Life to be a shoulder For me to Lean on..
Martin säger:
I understand what you are saying
rose säger:
Baby How i wish You can Feel My Pains and Know How am Feeling Right Here Now...
rose säger:
i Need that Strong man to be a Shoulder for me to Lean on...so i dont Lose all My Parents Belongings..........
Martin säger:
What do you want me to do from here
Martin säger:
far away from you
rose säger:
Yes i know...But i Think Distance is Not Really a Barrier.....Whats Gonna be is Surely Gonna be,.,
rose säger:
Baby Tell me Whats the name Of Your son and are You Staying Together?
Martin säger:
I have not told you that I have a son
Martin säger:
I just said kids
Martin säger:
and I only have to daughters
rose säger:
Ok..
rose säger:
Baby tell me How many Kids do You have?
Martin säger:
2
rose säger:
Ok;..
rose säger:
Good.....i Love Kids
rose säger:
are they Living with You?
Martin säger:
But they are grown now
Martin säger:
now they are not
rose säger:
Ok..
rose säger:
Baby How old are they?and Whats there name?
Martin säger:
one is 19 and her name Maria
Martin säger:
one is 15 and her name is Johanna
rose säger:
Good...

DEL 2:

rose säger:
Baby i,ll Like to meet them soon....
rose säger:
Baby is as If we Really do have something in Common.....dunno If You Notice?
Martin säger:
yes I am sure they should love it
Martin säger:
I dont understand that last sentence
Martin säger:
English is not my language you know
rose säger:
i was saying its seems we have something in common..
Martin säger:
ok
rose säger:
Yes Baby i Know......But that Does,nt Really Matter..
Martin säger:
aha I understand
rose säger:
Lets Just Try and Hold hands and be Real with Each Other...
rose säger:
Baby Tell me are You Living alone Now|?
Martin säger:
Yes honey I am
rose säger:
How Old are You?
Martin säger:
48 maybe to old for you
Martin säger:
how old are you?
rose säger:
Baby am 30 Yrs Old......and i want You to Know that Age is Just a Number..
Martin säger:
Thats right
Martin säger:
I could not say it better myself
rose säger:
Lol.......
Martin säger:

rose säger:
Baby Do You Think You Can be a Shoulder For me to Lean On........and do You Think You Can Help my Situation Here within Your Power??
Martin säger:
I really dont know Of course the shoulder is not a problem
rose säger:
WOW................
rose säger:
Baby You are Great..........
Martin säger:
lol
rose säger:
Never Met Someone Like You Before in My Life...
Martin säger:
I can promise you that I should love to have you here with me
rose säger:
AWWWWW...........
Martin säger:
same for me with you
rose säger:
Baby i Think i Just dont have to let You go Now..
Martin säger:
so dont
rose säger:
Lets Just Forget about the Distance with Us.....Lets also Forget about us Meeting Just For Today.....i Know For sure that Whats Gonna be will Surely be..
Martin säger:
you are so right
rose säger:
Baby is Like i have a Feelings For You.....even when i First Read From You
Martin säger:
It should have been very difficault to meet today
Martin säger:
thans alot honey
Martin säger:
you make me warm
rose säger:
Lol...
rose säger:
thats Good...
Martin säger:
yes it is
rose säger:
Baby Can You Just do me a Favour there with Trust and Honesty as You Know Trust and Honesty is the Best Foundation to Build a Solid Relationship.....and i want You to Know that every effort You Partake will Really be appreciate....
Martin säger:
You have to ask the question before I answer
rose säger:
Good...
rose säger:
Baby am Getting My Modelling Certificate Here in a Weeks Time.....and Now i Just have to pay For My Hotel Bills.....so i dont get Chased Out and again i Hardly Feed Myself Here....Baby i,ll Just Really be Greatful If You can Trust and help me with One Mind....Because i Know God as make Us Chat Today and am Feeling It we have something good in Common..
rose säger:
Baby thats Just all i wanna Let You Know...
rose säger:
Wanna Trust You and be Proud Of You..
rose säger:
i Know You are My God Sent ANGEL..........
Martin säger:
You know my friend trusted a girl and he lost alot of money
Martin säger:
she also said that he could trust her
Martin säger:
that made him poor
Martin säger:
So I will only help you if you can show me proof of your identity
Martin säger:
sorry
rose säger:
Baby Relax.......You see we dont Have to Pray For Ours to be Like that..
Martin säger:
but in this world you can not be careful enough
rose säger:
this is True Feelings and i want You to Know that am very Real and Not Like Those Riff Raff Gurls on Net..
Martin säger:
Guess how many girls who have told me the same thing
rose säger:
Baby i Just wish You Can Just Give me a Trail and You i,ll see that a Trial will Convince You as am Not Online to seek For Money...But Just Need3d Your help and i Know You Can be able to help me with Trust and Honesty..
rose säger:
Really??
rose säger:
Baby thats the Problem we are Facing on Net.......Not everyone are Real...
Martin säger:
almost noone is real
rose säger:
Do You Mean Inluding me??
Martin säger:
maybe I am not real
Martin säger:
I dont mean you
Martin säger:
But I want proof
Martin säger:
can you prove yourself to me?
rose säger:
Baby Trust me...i am For Real...
Martin säger:
I cant know if you are a fat ugly man
rose säger:
Look......am very Kinda ashame asking You all This.....But I Know we Really still have a Long Way to Go..
Martin säger:
scammers often are
rose säger:
so i,ll Really be very Greatful If You Can Give me that Chance Of Trust..
Martin säger:
yes we have
rose säger:
Baby am Not a Fat Urgly man....am a very Pretty Lady as You Can see My Pics and i,ll Never Change Myself to be another Person Because thats Not Good..
rose säger:
are You a Christian??
Martin säger:
Yes
Martin säger:
but even if you say that you are that pretty girl that is no proof
rose säger:
WOW.............great
Martin säger:
what
rose säger:
Yes Baby i know....
rose säger:
Just being Happy that You are a Christian..........
Martin säger:
aha
Martin säger:
lol
rose säger:
Baby How Often do You go to Church?
Martin säger:
I have to admit that I dont go so often
Martin säger:
and you?
rose säger:
Baby i Normally go to Church.....even Here in africa\
Martin säger:
ok
rose säger:
Do You Know synagugue?
Martin säger:
Yes i have heard about it
rose säger:
Pastor TB Joshua...........
rose säger:
thats where i Worship Here...
Martin säger:
aha
Martin säger:
I thought he was a scammer
rose säger:
Baby so i Just Want You Trust to help me....Because i,ll Not Like to Go Astray Here Or Sell My Body,Because You Know i Really have to Respect My Integrity Here Alot..
rose säger:
Nope...
rose säger:
How do You Mean??
Martin säger:
just kidding
rose säger:
Baby why dont You Just quit this Scammer Of a Thing...After all Non on us Pray to be a Victim...
Martin säger:
No I understand that you not will sell your body In that case you should not need money from me
rose säger:
Baby is Like You dont Understand What am Saying.....
rose säger:
What am Saying is this....i dont Wanna Sell My Body to get Money Here and i dont also have to Useless Myself Because Of that..thats why am asking You For Help Because i know we Really still have alot Of Things to Share in Common......
Martin säger:
what do you like that girl?
rose säger:
Who,s Pics is that?
Martin säger:
maybe mine who knows in this world
rose säger:
How do You Mean?
Martin säger:
I mean that a lot of people say they are someone who they are not
rose säger:
Yes But thats Not Good.....
rose säger:
For You information am Not Like that.......am Just a very Poor Gurl thats Looking For Home to settle Down.....But You Helping me will Really make me Believe and be Confidence that have Found the Right man in My Life..
Martin säger:
are you sure that I am a man?
rose säger:
Well....Baby thats Left to You..
Martin säger:
ok honey
Martin säger:
I have alot of photos of this girl
Martin säger:
but not so many of that man you saw earlier
rose säger:
Do You Mean Yours??
Martin säger:
As I said how knows
Martin säger:
Maybe I can tell you that I am very poor and that I need money
Martin säger:
so I can pay the rent
Martin säger:
so I dont have to sleep on the street
rose säger:
What do You Mean Now.....
rose säger:
are You Making Jest For me Or What??
Martin säger:
I am just telling you the same thing I told you from the start
Martin säger:
I will not pay you any money if you cant prove yourself
rose säger:
How do You Want me Proof Myself..........
rose säger:
am Not Forcing You to Pay me any Money as You Know am Not after Your Money...Ok
Martin säger:
ok it sounded that way
rose säger:
Hmmm.......
Martin säger:
Do you want me to travel to you so you can lean on my shoulder honey?
rose säger:
How Can You Travel to me,when am even Planning on getting Here..
rose säger:
Or do You Think am Happy Staying Here?
Martin säger:
I can catch you up and then we go to sweden
Martin säger:
How much is clock at your place?
rose säger:
this is about 1...51 am Here Now..
Martin säger:
ok 2.52 am here
rose säger:
Good..
rose säger:
Baby How,s Life and everything Over there..
rose säger:
Will Really Like to0 meet You in Person Over there?
Martin säger:
it's rather ok
Martin säger:
but I am not a rich guy
Martin säger:
but I have so I can put food on the table
rose säger:
Baby i am Not Here to Rip You Off...Just asking For Your Help to see If You Can help me within Your Power..
Martin säger:
I heard you saying you did not want money
Martin säger:
Yes I can catch you there honey
Martin säger:
What is your closest airport?
Martin säger:
We can meet there maybe?
rose säger:
there is Nothing You Wanna Come and do Here........
Martin säger:
o yes
rose säger:
Why dont You Lets Just Talk about How am Gonna come Over to meet You..
Martin säger:
take you home with me
Martin säger:
I guess you have no money or?
rose säger:
Baby this Does,nt make no Sense...
Martin säger:
oh yes it does
Martin säger:
I can buy a ticket here and send to you
Martin säger:
Just tell me the airport
rose säger:
Baby Look.....i,ll Not Want You Waste Your Money..........Why dont You Just Trust me and send me What ever You Know You Can afford........
rose säger:
this is africa and the Ticket You Wanna Buy may end Up Invalid./.
Martin säger:
I thought that you said that you wanted to get out of the country
rose säger:
Yes.......
Martin säger:
and that you wanted to meet me over here
rose säger:
What If the Ticket You Buy comes to be invalid...How do we do that..
Martin säger:
I dont think that will happen
Martin säger:
What is your closest airport?
rose säger:
Baby Listen.....am Not a Kids Likewise You Too........Lets Reason together and i want You Throw Away any Negatives Thought You may have against me...
rose säger:
i dont Really Know.....But i Think i Landed in Murhi tala Muhammed airport when i First get Here..