Man kan göra så sjuka saker med detta skämt, väldigt känt och populärt. Men här är starten, en man kommer in till en cirkus/showbussines manager och ska visa upp sin akt. Han har sin familj oftast, familjen får se ut hur som helst åldrar ska vara blandade och det kan förekomma djur kända personer och annat roligt folk. Sen ska man fylla på med allt snuskigt och vidrigt som möjligt
the punchline
. Valfritt att göra på engelska eller svenska. En kort version från mig. kolla den sist om ni är smarta
Ska vara rasitisk sexitisk extrem och vidrig som möjligt. Så vidrigt att alla feminister börjar gråta:P
There was this show circus manager who was looking for a new act for show. He sat at his office, suddenly a try happy,jollyman walked in to the office.
- I heard you where looking for a new act the man said with a big smile on his face
- I do the circus manager said, what u got for me
- Oh boy do i got a show for u, you see me and my family has a special number i am sure you will love! Its a family act fun for every one, u got to see it! the man said
- ok then,let see it.
The circus manager thought well always cute with family acts this might be something for my circus.
The man shout out for his family, first in comes the wife a 40 something women with one wooded leg and a mole on her cheek, then a boy around 12 years old last the little girl around 6 years old.
The father takes a chair who is standing in the office and sits on it. He calls his daughter to come and sit on his lap.
The circus manager smiles and waves to the little girl. The little girl pull down her panties and unzip her father pants and starts giving him a hand job. Then the boy walks towards his mother and starts to unbutton her dress.
The circus manager just sits there looking confused and can't get a single word out. the dad starts to finger the little girl while he picks up a harmonica for his shirts pocket and starts to play old mc donald had a farm.
The boy starts to suck on his mother tits and the mother starts to give the boy a hand job while she pick up a flute that she had in a bag that the family brought with them. She insert the flute into her vagina and starts to tune in to old mc donald aswell. Then the father scream
- CHANGE!!
The little girl rush towards her brother who kicks her in the face, the mother kicks the father in the balls. Then the father stands up and slaps the boy in the face and force him to suck his dick. The mother take of her wooden leg and starts to spank the daughter with it.
then the father screams
- Fido get in here!
A big black Grand danois dog gets in
- Start licking! the father shouts
The dog starts to lick the boys ass the boy. The boy takes his sister when his standing on all for and drags her from the mother to put her under him and start to piss on him while the dog still licking his ass. The mother then starts to give the dog a blow job.
The circus manager now stands up but cant do anything because he is in shock.
The girl gets piss in her mouth and she starts to puke. on her father who has start licking her ass, the father pukes on the mother who still blows the dog and the mother pukes on the dog and the dogs puke on the boy. Now all the other also starts to piss. Its turning in to a piss contest. It is piss and puke every where. Then the father screams
- BEANS!
The mother takes a cans of beans for the bag who is outdated 3 years. She open the can and put them all in here mouth. Then she goes around puking it in every ones makes. Then the father pukes on the dog, the dog on the daughter and the son on the dad. They have a bucket of water with them aswell so the have a quick wash up.
Now the son starts to fuck his sister in the ass the mother force the daughter to lick her vagina and the father fucks her in the ass. The father takes the daughters hand and makes says
- Start the hand jobs.
So the daughter starts to give turns to the do the father and the son.
then the mother screams
- Grand ma! tag in!
In comes a 90 something old lady with a strap on around her, she takes the father and start fucking him in the ass. When the father pull out his cock from the daughter the dautgher gets a dirreahe attack and shits is every where. Is like the exorcism its just don't stop. Every one gets poo on them.
Then the mother takes the son and starts to fuck him with her wooden leg the dog joins in so its become a double penetration, don't worry they all where condoms.
Grand ma still fucking the dad opens a bottle of tequila she had in her left hand when she come in. She drinks it all up and smashes the bottle in to the thats head, Blood is spraying every where. Now the daughter who is now rested after 2 minutes of non fucking take her arm and stick it up the dogs ass.
The son take the wooden leg and slams it the his mother skull and start to rape her in the mouth. 5 minutes or so goes by while every one just fucking and bashing one another. then the boy goes to the bag and takes out another bottle of tequila every one takes a sip and spit it on the circus manager.
and screams
TA DAAH!
The circus manager just stand there and watch the scene. It is blood piss poo and yes also cum every where after 1 hour fucking there is gonna be a lot of cum.
The manager turns his head to the father, what the hells was that !? Who are u?
The Family says all together with a great big smile says
för er som behöver inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6xt4J6nRA
dokumentär om skämtet ( vet att det finns en tråd om skämtet också) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVH5ZFggszI
Ska försöka göra en bättre senare
the punchline
Ska vara rasitisk sexitisk extrem och vidrig som möjligt. Så vidrigt att alla feminister börjar gråta:P
There was this show circus manager who was looking for a new act for show. He sat at his office, suddenly a try happy,jollyman walked in to the office.
- I heard you where looking for a new act the man said with a big smile on his face
- I do the circus manager said, what u got for me
- Oh boy do i got a show for u, you see me and my family has a special number i am sure you will love! Its a family act fun for every one, u got to see it! the man said
- ok then,let see it.
The circus manager thought well always cute with family acts this might be something for my circus.
The man shout out for his family, first in comes the wife a 40 something women with one wooded leg and a mole on her cheek, then a boy around 12 years old last the little girl around 6 years old.
The father takes a chair who is standing in the office and sits on it. He calls his daughter to come and sit on his lap.
The circus manager smiles and waves to the little girl. The little girl pull down her panties and unzip her father pants and starts giving him a hand job. Then the boy walks towards his mother and starts to unbutton her dress.
The circus manager just sits there looking confused and can't get a single word out. the dad starts to finger the little girl while he picks up a harmonica for his shirts pocket and starts to play old mc donald had a farm.
The boy starts to suck on his mother tits and the mother starts to give the boy a hand job while she pick up a flute that she had in a bag that the family brought with them. She insert the flute into her vagina and starts to tune in to old mc donald aswell. Then the father scream
- CHANGE!!
The little girl rush towards her brother who kicks her in the face, the mother kicks the father in the balls. Then the father stands up and slaps the boy in the face and force him to suck his dick. The mother take of her wooden leg and starts to spank the daughter with it.
then the father screams
- Fido get in here!
A big black Grand danois dog gets in
- Start licking! the father shouts
The dog starts to lick the boys ass the boy. The boy takes his sister when his standing on all for and drags her from the mother to put her under him and start to piss on him while the dog still licking his ass. The mother then starts to give the dog a blow job.
The circus manager now stands up but cant do anything because he is in shock.
The girl gets piss in her mouth and she starts to puke. on her father who has start licking her ass, the father pukes on the mother who still blows the dog and the mother pukes on the dog and the dogs puke on the boy. Now all the other also starts to piss. Its turning in to a piss contest. It is piss and puke every where. Then the father screams
- BEANS!
The mother takes a cans of beans for the bag who is outdated 3 years. She open the can and put them all in here mouth. Then she goes around puking it in every ones makes. Then the father pukes on the dog, the dog on the daughter and the son on the dad. They have a bucket of water with them aswell so the have a quick wash up.
Now the son starts to fuck his sister in the ass the mother force the daughter to lick her vagina and the father fucks her in the ass. The father takes the daughters hand and makes says
- Start the hand jobs.
So the daughter starts to give turns to the do the father and the son.
then the mother screams
- Grand ma! tag in!
In comes a 90 something old lady with a strap on around her, she takes the father and start fucking him in the ass. When the father pull out his cock from the daughter the dautgher gets a dirreahe attack and shits is every where. Is like the exorcism its just don't stop. Every one gets poo on them.
Then the mother takes the son and starts to fuck him with her wooden leg the dog joins in so its become a double penetration, don't worry they all where condoms.
Grand ma still fucking the dad opens a bottle of tequila she had in her left hand when she come in. She drinks it all up and smashes the bottle in to the thats head, Blood is spraying every where. Now the daughter who is now rested after 2 minutes of non fucking take her arm and stick it up the dogs ass.
The son take the wooden leg and slams it the his mother skull and start to rape her in the mouth. 5 minutes or so goes by while every one just fucking and bashing one another. then the boy goes to the bag and takes out another bottle of tequila every one takes a sip and spit it on the circus manager.
and screams
TA DAAH!
The circus manager just stand there and watch the scene. It is blood piss poo and yes also cum every where after 1 hour fucking there is gonna be a lot of cum.
The manager turns his head to the father, what the hells was that !? Who are u?
The Family says all together with a great big smile says
för er som behöver inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6xt4J6nRA
dokumentär om skämtet ( vet att det finns en tråd om skämtet också) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVH5ZFggszI
Ska försöka göra en bättre senare
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Senast redigerad av Captinhero 2015-04-26 kl. 20:53.
Senast redigerad av Captinhero 2015-04-26 kl. 20:53.
