Nigger Zoo

Shebitch Halle Berry is planning to reach out to HNIC to appeal for special sprog protection laws regarding the wildlife photographer presence outside sprogs’ schools after chimping out with wildlife photographers last week.

The performing ape was picking up her sprog, Nahla, from a Los Angeles school on Thursday when it lost its temper with photographers who got a little too close for comfort while taking photos of the pair.

Berry was caught on camera chimping out at the paparazzi as it used its paw to shield its face, shouting obscenities at the snappers and ooking, “I’m doing something honorable. I’m not harassing people!”

The video of its chimpout was posted online and Berry has now opened up about the incident, pretending it regrets the way it handled the situation.

It tells “Extra,” “I hate that I lost my cool, but you know, I’m human [sic]. That happens and when it comes to my daughter, I’m ferocious.”

However, the performing ape insists something needs to be done to prevent photographers from harassing celebrity mammiess simply trying to protect their sprogs – and it is prepared to go straight to the top to demand its gibs.

It says, “There are no laws here that protect our children and, as a mom coming to the school … not only my child, but all the children that are there. It’s just wrong, wrong, wrong.

“You know, I think I’m going call Obama and say, ‘Look, can you help us? I know this seems like a little issue right now, but it’s a big issue in our lives and our lives at the school and our children being protected.’”

Berry has reason to be fiercely protective over it spog: earlier this year, the star, who is fighting its ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry for custody of young Nahla, asked a judge for permission to move from Los Angeles to her fiancé Olivier Martinez’s native France, amid fears for her family’s safety after multiple run-ins with an alleged stalker.

Original article

http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/201...otection-laws/