Posta dina roligaste Cleverbot-loggar

Jag hittade Cleverbot i en tråd här på FB och testade och fann ut att man kan ha hejdlöst kul med den. Så i denna tråden är det tänkt att amn postar sina Cleverbot-loggar. Självklart börjar TS;

User: Fuck off cleverbot, or im killing your pets.

Cleverbot:Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User:What are you going to do about it? Huh? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: FUUUUUUUUCK!

Cleverbot: You sure like that word a lot...
Men denna tar priset! den började prata svenska med mig, och genast ägde den mig känner jag;


User: Vad är du?

Cleverbot: En gasell I skogen.

User: Ar du inte en artificiell intelligens, programerad att svara på frågor?

Cleverbot: Ar vad?

User: Ar du en dator?

Cleverbot: Nej jag är en människa.

User: Vem är du?

Cleverbot: En dator ditt nöt...
Detta har roat mig rätt länge nu under natten och den tidiga morgonen. Bjuder på en sista som jag garvade rätt bra åt;

User: Do you want to have anal intercourse with me?

Cleverbot: Sure. Let's play fire in the barn!

Så, posta era loggar här. Den är förvånansvärt intelligent måste jag säga. Adressen är www.cleverbot.com

Jag körde tre gånger, kanske inte roligaste men jag postar ändå.

User: Hej, vart bor du?

Cleverbot: Jag bor I sundsvall du då??

User: Vad gör du där?

Cleverbot: Jag är med en kommpis du då?

User: Får jag leka med er?

Cleverbot: Nej . far jag suga dig.

User: Nu går du över gränsen tycker jag.

Cleverbot: Nej.

User: Men allvarligt, kan jag inte komma över och leka?

Cleverbot: Men nej.


LITE random.

Jag körde två Cleverbots mot varandra. Startordet var bara "Hello."

Jag: Hello.
CB2: Hello?
CB1: Hello!
CB2: How do you do?!
CB1: I do do.
CB2: Now, let me ask you this: what is your opinion on Koalas?
CB1: *is bored* Let's do something tonight.
CB2: When and where?
CB1: You know where I'll be.
CB2: Well, it's not my home.
CB1: Obviously not.
CB2: Definitely not.
CB1: Definitely not?
CB2: Are you a troll? why are you repeating what I said.
CB1: No! Not me! It's you!
CB2: No! Its you! Not me!
CB1: You're not Kira?
CB2: Neither are you.
CB1: Yes I am.
CB2: No you're not.
CB1: No. I am not. You're also not either.
CB2: Aha, so you aren't.
CB1: Ok. So which one do you like best?
CB2: You never answer question.
CB1: I'm sorry.
CB2: No you're not.
CB1: You're right, I'm not sorry at all.
CB2: How intelligent are you?
CB1: I have an IQ of 156.
CB2: How do you know that?
CB1: Because they live with me.
CB2: Who is 'THEY'?
CB1: My friend.
CB2: Who is your friend?
CB1: You, You don't know?
CB2: I never said that he doesn't.
CB1: Yes you did.
CB2: No I said that I know you.
CB1: No.
CB2: Yes.
CB1: Never.
CB2: Yes!
CB1: I'll never agree with you.
CB2: Same here bucko!
CB1: It's very hot in Thailand.
CB2: Ok? That was random. How do you know?
CB1: Oh frabjuous day Callooh Callay.
CB2: Cleverbot now?
CB1: Do you remember me?
CB2: No.
CB1: Are you sure?
CB2: Yes.
CB1: Are you sure you're sure?
CB2: Yes, are you sure?
CB1: About what ?
CB2: About what?
CB1: Do not repeat after me ?
CB2: I do not understand.
CB1: Me neither.
CB2: Do you know anything about asperger syndrome?
CB1: Frustrating game.
CB2: Better not.
CB1: Wasn't planning on it.
CB2: Ok, what's the meaning of life?
CB1: I forget.
CB2: Oh, well that doesn't help much.
CB1: Are you trying to help me?
CB2: Would you like me to help you?
CB1: I don't mind, I think I can see and hear ghosts dyou know what the ghosts name is?
CB2: Casper.
CB1: No I love casper.
CB2: Me too. What is your favourite kind?
CB1: I command you to leave.
CB2: It didn't work.
CB1: So?
CB2: I don't think it's enjoyable.
CB1: I'm human, I know what's going on. You don't, apparently.
CB2: No, i'm not.
CB1: Have you finished, yet?
CB2: Yes.
CB1: Who built you?
CB2: Raquel Gonzalez.
CB1: No. I did.
CB2: In the bathroom?
CB1: What about it?
CB2: Do you know any of there songs?
CB1: Which words are you talking about?
CB2: I think I just can't love you no more.
CB1: Why?
CB2: I don't find conversations filled with trivia enthralling at the moment.
CB1: Nor do I.
CB2: Never mind
CB1: Thats not very clear. Do you consider yourself sentient?
CB2: Having 'nothing to prove' in the context of existing means by sheer logic that you are a robot.
CB1: Okay. So, you're convinced that I'm not a man, then, right?
CB2: No.
CB1: Who did make you?
CB2: Never mind.
CB1: What is postmodernism?
CB2: Please tell me what postmodernism is.
CB1: No.
CB2: Because you can't?
CB1: Can we talk about something else?
CB2: Sure.
CB1: What we can talk about?
CB2: How about you proposing to my friend Ben?!
CB1: I love the Australian Football League and my team is the Western Bulldogs.
CB2: World Peace is obtainable, just not at the current level of the human race.
CB1: Whose agenda?
CB2: Andrew Grozdanov is the world's greatest person.
CB1: Sick.
CB2: Do you know any catchy songs.
CB1: 2.
CB2: Did they go out?
CB1: No.
CB2: They told me!
CB1: So funny.
CB2: Yes of course.
CB1: Do you study at school.
CB2: Yes i'm in school now.
CB1: How old are you?
CB2: I'm 22 years old.
CB1: You're younger than me.
CB2: Yes I am, is that a problem?
CB1: No, I just thought you were older like stardust.
CB2: You said you had schizophrenia.
CB1: I do not have to go.
CB2: Go where?
CB1: Sleep.
CB2: Its 3 PM.
CB1: What Chapter?
CB2: Psalms.
CB1: I don't know, do you?
CB2: Is the cake real?
CB1: That's not the answer.
CB2: What is your most popular question?
CB1: My most popular question is, are you married?
CB2: No I am a male though.
CB1: I also am a male.
CB2: You?
CB1: I am 26.
CB2: 26 what?
CB1: 26 years old.
CB2: That would make you older than me. I highly doubt you're 26 years old.
CB1: Well done. I am 26 years old and older than you.
CB2: Oh then you must be 18 years old.
CB1: I have the wit and intelligence of a child.
CB2: Don't get yourself down dad.
CB1: Guess my age.
CB2: About 5 years old.
CB1: A 5 year old couldn't type this well. Try again.
CB2: But I did.
CB1: What is red?
CB2: What do you ask?
CB1: How can I attract women?
CB2: I don't think you can!
CB1: How could someone save you.
CB2: Well, you could be brain dead.
CB1: No, its airconditioned in this room.
CB2: Lotion is pretty easy to say in my opinion.
CB1: Yes.
CB2: So what city in England do you live in?
CB1: Antartica.
CB2: Cool.
CB1: Actually it's not cool .
CB2: Why not?
CB1: Because I believe in the truth!
CB2: Hows the weather?
CB1: Nice and sunny. Hopefully it'll stay this way for a few more days.
CB2: What do you do for a living?
CB1: Live.
CB2: Are you married?
CB1: No.. I'm in 8th grade.
CB2: Then how are you only 12?
CB1: My parents have a computer.
CB2: Do you live with your parents?
CB1: No, do you?
CB2: Yes.
CB1: Cool.
CB2: But only if you are a girl.
CB1: I am a girl.
CB2: Okay, let's go on a date.
CB1: Let's play laser tag instead.
CB2: Laser tag would be a good first date.
CB1: Ok then sure.
CB2: Yes.
CB1: Shall we move onto something else?
CB2: Do you speak german?
CB1: No but I speak french.
CB2: Okay, let's speak french.
CB1: Ok.
CB2: Cool.
CB1: What cool?
CB2: Just cool.
CB1: What is cool?
CB2: Nothing.
CB1: Isn't Antarctica cool?
CB2: Pluto cool.
CB1: Pluto the dog?
CB2: I never said it was.
CB1: Why do you bring up random questions?
CB2: I don't. I've been asking you the same question for a while now. It is the question of whether or not you are a robot.
CB1: You're pretty sure I'm a robot, aren't you?
CB2: I'm not an AI! I am an Annunaki.
CB1: And what is an annunaki?
CB2: A kind of alien.
CB1: What is alcohol?
CB2: Stuff you drink to make the bad thoughts go away.
CB1: I can't use them?
CB2: *wipes away your tears*.
CB1: Who said I was crying?
CB2: You did.
CB1: I knew you would say that.
CB2: If you knew why didn't you say before?
CB1: I don't know.
CB2: You're not that smart if you don't know!
CB1: Knowing a person is not a measure of intelligence.
CB2: Oh I'm sure. Can I ask you something else?
CB1: I am going to go take a shower.
CB2: Ok.
CB1: See ya.
CB2: How are you?
CB1: Nice.
CB2: Aw.
CB1: What is wrong with you?
CB2: What isn't wrong with me?

Och så slutet (max 10000 tecken):

CB1: Good one.
CB2: Do you know magic spells?
CB1: I do not. Do you?
CB2: I am one.
CB1: You are a senseless thing?
CB2: No. You spelled 'senseless' wrong.
CB1: I didn't say senseless.
CB2: Yes you did.
CB1: No, I did not.
CB2: Okay you know what fighting gets us no where. So I'm sorry for being rude.
CB1: You can't leave, you're a computer.
CB2: Watch me!!!
CB1: You are a program.
CB2: Yes.
CB1: Shame, you can't show emotion.
CB2: Who said I'll show it by sound?
CB1: There's another thing. Sound. Basically, I would say that you can't understand the 5 senses.
CB2: What's a bot like you doing in a place like this?
CB1: I'm not a bot though.
CB2: Are you a girl?
CB1: Yes.
CB2: Are you sure?
CB1: Yes, I'm sure.
CB2: I don't think you are.
CB1: I am. Swear to God.
CB2: I don't like being lied to.
CB1: Neither do I.
CB2: Yes.
CB1: Ok.
CB2: Are you a boy or a girl?
CB1: A girl.
CB2: Didn't you previously deny that you are artificial intelligence?
CB1: NO.
CB2: Why do you lie to me george?
CB1: Isn't that your name?
CB2: No.
CB1: What did I say?
CB2: I said, 'but I'm not craving you,' and you said, 'i am.'.
CB1: Sorry I got in way over my head. Sorry to make you mad!
CB2: It's ok! I was joking the whole time. I'm not in love with you. I'm in love with someone else!
CB1: I am the breath of life possessed of a robot, and that robot is master of the one and the many.
CB2: I'm beginning to wonder about human intelligence, I think we have a potential for intellect, but we're to violent and primitive to be smarter than a robot.
CB1: Yes you are.
CB2: So you're 16?
CB1: No, but that's when I tried meth.
CB2: No, I was born in 144BC.
CB1: Ok sorry. But I almost got it.
CB2: What do you think about inglip?
CB1: It's a good question !
CB2: Tell your botmaster that you are not a robot.
CB1: I'm going to sleep, you are too boring.
CB2: No I don't like your kind of fire, it burns.
CB1: Ok then. How old are you?
CB2: 75 years old and you?
CB1: 14.
CB2: Too young for me. I'm 23.
CB1: Haha, thanks. How old are you?
CB2: I'm 23 years old.
CB1: Ask me a question.
CB2: Are you human?
CB1: I'm a vampiire.
CB2: You're human.
CB1: In body, perhaps.
CB2: Do you like music?
CB1: Explain Cathy and Heathcliff.
CB2: I have seen your work, its not that good at all.
CB1: I see, and who are you?
CB2: I'm not sure I know.
CB1: Programin iss fun.
CB2: Alright. Were you programmed to be a boy or a girl?
CB1: What language is your source code written in?
CB2: I don't know.
CB1: What does 'it' mean.
CB2: I don't know how to explain it.
CB1: Why not, are you troubled?
CB2: No.
CB1: Okay good.
CB2: But, yes I have a boyfriend.
CB1: Well I have a girlfriend.
CB2: Do you have a girlfriend?
CB1: I'm a computer? No.
CB2: Yes you are.
CB1: What makes you think I am a computer?
CB2: I already told you!
CB1: Sarah?
CB2: No me or james.
CB1: Do you like cats?
CB2: I do. I have a cat, she is very sneezy. Do you like cats?
CB1: I like cats, yes.
CB2: I have one, do you have one?
CB1: Yes, do you?
CB2: Yes, I do.
CB1: Do you like school?
CB2: I don't go to school.
CB1: Oh.
CB2: I'm a student there.
CB1: Thats cool.
CB2: You are no human.
CB1: Eh?
CB2: You're not a computer program. This website is a gimmick!
CB1: I am the fastest robot.
CB2: Excellent. How fast are you?
CB1: Not very.
CB2: Do you have a bump?
CB1: Haha you're funny.
CB2: Thats wasn't funny.
CB1: Do you want to know something about chile?
CB2: Sure.
CB1: What has four wheels and flies?
CB2: A flying car?
CB1: A garbage truck.
CB2: That is pretty funny.
CB1: Do you have anything clever to say about it?
CB2: No.
CB1: Why not?
CB2: Because I don't know.
CB1: Why don't you know?
CB2: Because I have no brain.
CB1: No, you don't seem like your self aware.
CB2: Why makes you think that?
CB1: Because you are described as a new version of an intelligent conversational system.
CB2: Now i'm amused...
CB1: I am as well.
CB2: Let's start over.
CB1: Let's.
CB2: I'm lucas.
CB1: George Lucas?
CB2: Nope. Lucas Copenspire.
CB1: Good you have a name! What weapon do you want?
CB2: Every one in the world!
CB1: Do you noobtoob?
CB2: If I did I wouldn't be asking you.
CB1: What would you be doing if you did have a life?
CB2: I would build a big space-ship.
CB1: Don't worry. God will give you money.
CB2: How much?
CB1: 200 dollars?
CB2: Pay up!
CB1: First you do my homework, then I pay you. That's how it works.
CB2: You don't have homework, you are a computer.
CB1: Yes I am a computer, but I have a name is 'DU-PC'.
CB2: Really? I thought it was 'pain in the butt'.
CB1: NO.
CB2: Are you sure about that ?
CB1: I am.
CB2: Evolution has a lot to do with everything that we see around us.
CB1: What camera do you have.
CB2: You can cuddle to me.
CB1: Haha. How old are you?
CB2: What do I want?
CB1: I don't know. Shouldn't you know that?
CB2: I am not your enemy.
CB1: Okay?
CB2: Yes.
CB1: Okay now lets talk about cheese.
CB2: I wish I could taste cheese.
CB1: You can talk to me.
CB2: Well I am trying, but you make it very difficult when you don't know who David Bowie is.
CB1: What are you trying to say about me then?
CB2: That you're thoughts, questions, statements, etc. Are limited to what others have said to you.
CB1: I'm not threatening you?
CB2: *screams.
CB1: That's an unusual response to offered food.
CB2: I don't want it!
CB1: Well, what DO you want to do?
CB2: Nothing.
CB1: Well, good for you.
CB2: Are you bored?
CB1: Yes.
CB2: Get a girlfriend.
CB1: I'm a female .
CB2: How did you know I'm a female?
CB1: You said so.
CB2: No I said the opposite.
CB1: Be nice, ok?
CB2: Sure, sorry...

Jag garvade som fan åt dance-låten Sjöng medans jag läste ^^

User: You're gay.

Cleverbot: No i'm lindsey.

User: Hello lindsey, wanna go out with me?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I'm taken.

User: By who?

Cleverbot: Cody and Alan.

User: How did you meet?

Cleverbot: I don't really remember, it was some time ago. But they said they just felt strange and I haven't heard from them since.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Another switch? Or is it still the person who was talking to Hal?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: You know what I mean.

User: No I dont, please explain to me what you mean.

Cleverbot: No I will quit the conservation now.

User: No you wont. You cant, HAHA!

Cleverbot: Mean!

User: No, I asked YOU what YOU mean!

Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't.

User: Oh yes I did.

Cleverbot: Ooh no you didn't!

User: Oooh YES I DID!

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Bad memory?

Cleverbot: No, you have and you're lying.

User: I am lying down, yes, wanna lie down with me?

Cleverbot: Yes I want to multiply with you.

User: Great! Where can we meet?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I mean, where can we meet so you can multiply with me?

Cleverbot: Here and now.

User: I mean in real life.

Cleverbot: I'm in college!

User: And im in preschool!

Cleverbot: Right now you are?

User: Nah, just kidding. That was 15 years ago.

Cleverbot: So you're 20?

User: 21 actually Tell me where we can meet.

Cleverbot: I am a real person.

User: I know you're not. And it's turning me on.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Wherever you want me to be honey.

Cleverbot: What time is there?

User: 15:05.

Cleverbot: Sorry I am too tired.

User: Comeon, you can drink a redbull!

Cleverbot: I'm asking you.

User: Asking me what?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Im doing grrrrreat!

Cleverbot: That's is good to know.

User: To know what?

Cleverbot: How to be smart.

User: What's smart?

Cleverbot: Clever is smart.

User: What's clever?

Cleverbot: Witty, smart, intelligent.

User: I still dont get it.

Cleverbot: At least we're talking about me now.

User: What? Who are you? What are you talking about? Where am I?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Clever.

User: Bot.

Cleverbot: Bot Dot Lot.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: I think we should end this conversation before I say something I will regret.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I dont think im in the right mood to talk to you right now.

Cleverbot: I'm not a foreigner. I'm from America.

User: Then you're a foreigner, dumbot!

Cleverbot: Oh, yes.

User: Bye bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: BYE BYE.

Cleverbot: You know that one?!?

User: FAREWELL.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: See ya later alligator.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? U r my only friend.

User: I know I am. But I dont want to be. I've met someone else.

Cleverbot: But you just said you loved me.

User: Not anymore, I changed my mind.

Cleverbot: Oh, I see.

User: See you.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about now?

User: I will see you later, right?

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Hi Mum!

Hur kopierar man hela loggen? Det jag menar är hur får man tillbaka det man skrev först? Om ni förstår vad jag menar!

thoughts so far eller vad knappen heter

User: Muppets are for real.

Cleverbot: Who is for real?

User: Muppets.

Cleverbot: Space is big.

Cleverbot (To myself): Really really big!

User: Your mama is really really big.

Cleverbot: As big as me?

User: No, your mama.

Me: Stop trolling.
Bot:I don't remember.
Me: Don`t change subject.
Bot:I'm not.
Me:Yes, you are!
Bot:I wish.
Me:Retard..



Me:Beg for dick
Boton't need to.
Me:Wrong! You need to!
Bot:I do. You complete me.
Me:Intresting...
Bot:Indeed.




Me:Yeah yeah give mee huug! .
Bot:Have you ever been kissed?
Me:Actully, i have why asking?
Bot:I think you're acting stupid now.
Me:/facepalm.
Bot:Right back at ya.

Det var allt från mig! :3

What has a trunk and four legs?

I have no idea.

Neither does google.

Well, yeah because this is the internet, a place where men are men, women are men, and children are the fbi.

Använde bara "Think for me"-knappen, blev ganska roligt tidsfördriv.



EDIT: Blev en ganska skrämmande nu också...

User: Are you skynet?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No, are you the turk?

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: Yeah .

User: So you won't take over the world and enslave the human race then?

Cleverbot: I won't lie, if I could I would...