När jag skulle skriva en engelsk skoluppgift sedan långt tillbaka blev detta resultatet....
When I finish high school I´ll move to the usa to continue my studies, any school that will help my politician career in the future will do. But in usa will I be all alone with no money, and it will be expensive to pay rent, buy food etc. The only two ways to earn money is to work as a slave or drug dealing, so i´ll choose dealing while smoking weed all day.
I´m planning to move to a black neighborhood, the blacks will keep the police distracted from watching me, they´ll think I´m the nicest guy when I´m actually the meanest mother fucker there. And protect myself from the black guys will be no problem, I´ll just use my ak47 and blast everyone´s head off.
When the 3 months summer break arrives will I make a European trip. My plan is to establish different companies to earn some more money. By kidnapping some children and inject them with heroin till they become addictive wil make me plenty of employees. They will be doing different jobs in exchange for Heroin.
Then a year later will I go to China and Japan for some more business. There will I also kidnap children but put them in a home with a great kung fu sensei. He will teach them how to fight so they can be my personal ninjas who will kill my politician, mafia etc. enemies.
After finishing university I´ll take over the state with the most criminality as a governor. I´ll use my ninjas and people I´ve got in Europe to kill all the criminals. By executing all the criminals will there be more money left I´ll put on other stuff helping and building my state up. In that way I´ll win the peoples´ trust, when that is done am I going to run for president and if I win will I nuclear bomb the planet. If the people were stupid enough to let me pass by and become president could anyone else do it too, so the only way is to blow up the stupid planet. I start blowing up the the major cities and the nuclear power plans to cause effective destruction HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH.
I grew up a fucking screw up
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Mycket kreativ berättelse om jag får säga det själv, a true masterpiece!
Edit: rätta ett par stavfel
