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Politisk demonstration

Svara
2004-08-04, 01:00
  #1
Nemesis1
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Olle och hans pappa går förbi en politisk demonstration...

Olle: Vad betyder "kamrater"??
Pappa: Det är din brorsa...
Olle: Vad betyder "folket"??
Pappa: Det är jag och mamma...
Olle: Vad betyder "framtiden"??
Pappa: Det är lillan...

Nästa morgon springer Olle upp och ropar:
-Kamrater, väck folket! Det luktar skit om framtiden!





Jaja, kanske inte bästa skämtet, jag vet... Men 1 halvbra skämt är bättre än 0 bra... Kanske...
Citera
2004-08-04, 17:38
  #2
fiveOne5
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Jag har hört den nånstans förut, tror det var här, skoj ändå
Citera
2004-08-05, 02:13
  #3
goodfella
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kan inte fatta hur nån tycker såna här skit skämt är roliga...
men iofs så kanske ditt liv är roligare om du skrattar åt sånt här ?
Citera
2004-08-05, 04:41
  #4
Dzjugasjvili
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Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av goodfella
kan inte fatta hur nån tycker såna här skit skämt är roliga...
men iofs så kanske ditt liv är roligare om du skrattar åt sånt här ?


Bättre att vara lättroad än att inte vara det.
Citera
2004-08-05, 05:57
  #5
a4swe
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Passar bättre i något tråkigt forum som ekonomi.
Eller kanske inte, men tråkigt var det.
Citera
2004-08-05, 10:02
  #6
sceptic
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En urvattnad kopia av "originalet":

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Citera
2004-08-07, 06:42
  #7
a4swe
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Citat:
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Den var däremot riktigt rolig.
Citera
2004-08-08, 17:00
  #8
El Knasto
Avstängd
Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av sceptic
En urvattnad kopia av "originalet":

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

haha den där var bra fast den förra sög
Citera
2004-08-08, 23:53
  #9
Naud-
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Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av goodfella
kan inte fatta hur nån tycker såna här skit skämt är roliga...
men iofs så kanske ditt liv är roligare om du skrattar åt sånt här ?


Om du tittar dig i spegeln så inser du snart va fan vi garvar åt
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