Underbar tråd. Är engelska okay?
Mohammed walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
‘ Hi. You know, I just
HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.’
The social worker behind the counter said,
‘ Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You’ll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located
above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is
$200,000 a year.’
Mohammed- just plain wide-eyed, said, ‘ You’re b.s.-ing me!
The social worker said, ‘ Yeah, well . . You started it.