Flashback bygger pepparkakshus!
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2009-11-27, 07:41
  #1
Medlem
mega_techs avatar
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Fick mig ett smile av denna.
Citera
2009-11-27, 08:05
  #2
Medlem
magers avatar
haha ja det va rätt kul :P som tur är är inte alla kvinnor så x)
Citera
2009-11-27, 08:19
  #3
Medlem
Don_Burres avatar
Haha! Faktiskt lite rolig!
Citera
2009-11-27, 08:43
  #4
Medlem
moliss avatar
Haha, torsk bruden var.
Citera
2009-11-27, 08:46
  #5
Bannlyst
Citat:
Ursprungligen postat av mega_tech
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Fick mig ett smile av denna.

It's funny because it's true
Citera
2009-11-27, 09:29
  #6
Medlem
Meneross avatar
Den är lika rolig varje gång man hör/läser den!
Citera
2009-11-27, 15:03
  #7
Medlem
Ramzons avatar
Har hört/läst en del olika versioner på den där men detta var en av dom roligaste, haha!
Citera
2009-11-27, 15:45
  #8
Medlem
Tournis avatar
Riktigt rolig! Men den stämmer rätt bra för vissa förhållanden. Haha.
Citera
2009-11-27, 16:19
  #9
Medlem
FredrikMis avatar
Haha! Kan verkligen se mig henne framför mig när han säger det, jävlar
Citera
2009-11-27, 19:11
  #10
Medlem
HAHAHA bäst
Citera
2009-11-27, 22:12
  #11
Medlem
Walpens avatar
Lika rolig varje gång
Citera
2009-11-30, 10:44
  #12
Medlem
Schmishs avatar
Grymt bra Har läst den förut men den är lika bra varje gång
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