Apocamon tycker jag är den roligaste serien på e-sheep-sidan, men det finns en hel del intressant där. De två första avsnitten är gratis. Missa inte sektionen
Who's That Apocamon?, som beskriver krafterna och egenskaperna hos de olika aktörerna i apokalypsen:
GOD aka Alpha and Omega, Beginning and End, Jehovah
TYPE: Supreme Being Apocamon
HEIGHT: 10,000,000 km
WEIGHT: 0 kg
God sits on a jasper throne which is the primary control console of the Apocalypse. He may, at his discretion, dissolve the known Universe. He has the power to wipe away all tears from the eyes of his believers, to shield them from death, sorrow, crying, and pain. He also has the power to make all things new, and freely dispenses the water of life to those who are athirst.
GREAT WHORE
aka: Babylon the Great, Mother of All Harlots
TYPE: Whore Apocamon
HEIGHT: 50 m
WEIGHT: 6666 kg
The Great Whore has the power to intoxicate the inhabitants of the earth with the wine of her fornication. She can, at any time, seduce any world leader. She is usually found in an inebriated state, drinking the blood of saints and riding on the back of the Scarlet Beast.
LOCUSTS
TYPE: Flying Scorpion Apocamon
HEIGHT: 5 m long
WEIGHT: 300 kg
AFFINITIES: Abbadon
Locusts are forbidden to harm grass, trees, and green things, and may only torment those humans who lack the seal of God on their foreheads. Locusts attack with a painful but non-lethal poisonous sting, the effects of which last an excruciating 5 months.
Och så vidare. Kanske roligare i idé än i utförande ibland, men ändå skojig.